|36.||Call of duty world at war|
A game that has a good campaign, but an unplayable multiplayer due to the mp40 noobfests that happen in every game. Upon entering an online game, you will be greeted with a bunch of noobs who jump around waving their guns in all directions hoping to get a kill. Sniping, rifling, and shotgunning is completely useless in this game. Only get this game if you are a parapelegic retard who can't aim.
Boy1: Oh boy, I think i'll get Call of duty world at war so i can pwn noobs with my sniping skills.
Boy2: Pshhhh....have fun.
a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.
Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.
Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."
Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
The unnecessary bastard child of biology and sociology with a touch of linguistics.
Why be an anthropology major when you could know every single fucking thing about a Budgie.
The large number of people that comment on youtube videos who do at least one of the following: troll, lack proper grammar/spelling skills, post ridiculously stupid comments that prove they have a low iq, or ask people to give them a thumbs up...
Bill: That video was hilarious man. Did you read some of those comments also? Those were pretty good too....
Jim: No, I usually don't bother reading them because it is just a bunch of youtard nonsense.
Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.
Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.
|41.||Bubble gum rapper|
A bubble gum rapper is a hiphop/ rap artist that aims to please the larger masses of people rather than those small groups of people who think rap is dead and do not like mainstream music for its vulgarity and complete lack of expression.
It does not mean that the rapper who aims to please the mainstream society is not a good rapper who isnt respected by true hip hop legends and critics, it just initially means that rapper is in it for the money and fame ( well some of them arnt, but they are still famous because they are remarkably gifted) rather than trying to rap about feelings and government conspiracies(which some bubble gum rappers do but those songs arent very famous)
Lil wayne is sort of a bubble gum rapper, but he is highly respected by other rappers besides his young money crew because of his brilliant mind, his performing skills his beats and his extremely deep lyrics that not alot of people understand, thus he is "misunderstood" by plenty of people and mistaken for a True bubble gum rapper
Soulja boy is a TRUE bubble gum rapper because he has made one song that was highly liked by the masses and it was about his sexual performance with a female which was called "crank dat" he is also a one hit wonder.
Slang for turning useless or old objects into money via pawning or other such methods
*as stated here a primitive form of chemistry this is the true definition of alchemy
eg: Jim sold me a bag of oregano claiming it was cannabis, Alchemy of the highest order i paid 50 quid for a bag of legal herbs.
eg 2) Found some old necklace in my attic, apparently its vintage i flogged it for 500 quid. My alchemy skills mean i'm getting pissed tonight