Rice/Ricer is a person who does useless things to a car and doesnt understand what the fuck or what the hell, he or she is doing so they buy useless parts anyway and they dont buy performance parts that would enhance the vehicles performance,so instead they buy useless parts that dont do shit,and theres this kid at school who thinks hes a bad ass which he isnt,he has a shitty as fuck gay ass saturn with the bee sounding like civic style exhaust but much much worse.I got a song for those kids at school this is for you fags.It goes by saying,
"Rice Boy Rice Boy What You Gonna Do, What You Gonna Do When The Cops/Pigs Catch You.its like a remix of the cops song but different.
"Theres this kid at my school named josh pramik and he has a riced out integra.,One day i was like lol wtf why does he have a radar detector?, in his car when it isnt even fast enough.I was like what a fag for ruining a car he should get shot,so what he did was put a aluminum rice style wing on it,altezza taillights and a body kit,the kit looks ok and so does the rims but please,get that hideious ass riced out useless aluminum wing off,altezzas and ditch the radar detector from your slow ass 140hp ride fag! oh and btw everytime i see your car i point and laugh at it because of house hideous it is and why do you try to be so fuckin cool? your not assmuch so please stop it at one and now,imeediately.
One who only knows useless parts of the Japanese language.
<Alizar> I can more or less follow a mech launch sequence.
<Alizar> But asking directions if I were lost?
<Alizar> Totally fucked.
A stupid, incompetent person. Somebody who is totally uncomprehending and unaware of basic requirements in a range of social contexts. Also, somebody who is incapable of performing routine tasks.
Used in parts of Australia as a noun ("You're a bumper, mate!") and occasionally as an adjective, e.g "He supports a bumper football team."
"That bloke is useless, He's a total bumper!"
"He's too much of a bumper to ever work that out!"
"Only a bumper wouldn't be able to do that."
"That's a bumper thing to do!"
The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch
child: momy what are these?
mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!
child: well... what are private parts?
mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.
child: why do we have them?
mother: hmmm, well we use them to...
father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.
When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people
The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.
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1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.
2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.
"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."
One of the three campus's of Rutgers University. A potential elite campus, if the New Brunswick campus didn't hog all the money and spend it on a crappy football team, a mass busing system, and grossly inflated salaries.
Rutgers-Newark would be a great University if it broke away from the useless parts of the system.