| 8. | Wobuffett | ||
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A wobuffett is a blue creature of a normal background. Although, very strange and useless, it only counters after being threatened. Found in the wild around the areas of forests and in the wilderness. It is a creature with two tails and four stubs of feet, with a limited brain capacity to a few cries. Its a wobuffett! Over there kids!
Let's catch it for dinner! YaaaaY!! |
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| 9. | Shamwow | ||
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Annoying ass product with annoying ass guy, never even consider buying it it doesnt even work. Oh damn i spilt juice on the carpet, i might as well get the lighter cause shamwow blows dogs for quarters.
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| 10. | shnazzberries | ||
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A berry in which you snort and/or eat to imply that your are desperately trying to get high. Shnazzberries has been mentioned around teenage punks like Ryan Bielefield, Jake Fuiten, Cris O'Day, and Maxwell O'Day. Shnazzberries can be grown by taking a shit in the ground and watering it with urine. Once it starts to seed, you must worship as a god and kill 4- 8 bodies a day and lay the corpses on the foundation. Once it begins to fruitinize, take a emo kid and shove it up the closest dogs butthole to insure sweet and sexual berries. Growing the berries is useless and just shows your are a gay ass retard. "Hey man, you want to meet up after school and do some shnazzberries?"
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| 11. | Karmaval | ||
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When you have a particularly crappy day with no plans so you and a friend drive aimlessly and happen upon a local carnival. It is the worlds way of repaying you for the useless awful day you just had. Karma is giving you a Carnival. Alicia: Why are there so many cars parked near that church?
Patty: I don't know... wait I see lights. OMG it is a carnival! Alicia: I bet they have $1.50 Hot Dogs!! Patty: And look! They have a giant slide! Alicia: Wow! And to think we were just going to run around Wal Mart! Patty: I know! Thank God for Karmaval! |
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| 12. | Maris | ||
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A Male version of Paris Hilton. M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged. Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them. "<insert name here> is such a wannabe big shot Maris. He tried to talk his way into the front of the line, but the bouncer had no idea who he was."
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| 13. | Maltese | ||
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I little white dog that may sometimes be cute.. but are most of the time hideously ugly, with matted fur and gunky brown crap around it's eyes.... mostly on the behalf of neglect on its owners part. These dogs will shit and piss your house up no matter what kind of training you subject them to. They bark without a moment of pausing, and practically jump on your plate when you are trying to eat dinner.
These dogs are about as useless as they come.. the only thing that they are good for is snake food. Omg.. did you see that stupid maltese, it was so ugly I wanted to scratch my own eyes out!
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| 14. | Kate Bosworth | ||
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1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent - zero charisma - zero self-respect - homely in the beauty department - no style - no brains - no values - no education - not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer) - boring - deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen - fake blonde 2. Being a failure in everything you try. 3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for. 1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...
Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!" Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah." 2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here" Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint" 3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth" |
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