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Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

Usefulessness 

To be so useless that you do not own a dictionary; or the ignorant response in explaining your own uselessness.
My usefulessness exemplified is by my inability to own a dictionary. BLEEOUW.
Usefulessness by John Bleouw November 5, 2010

uselessness 

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying
uselessness by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

uselessness 

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.
mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible
uselessness by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

Uselessness 

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any
The uselessness of eskom is legendary
Uselessness by Blackheart191829 January 24, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026