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1. pen drive
A Pen Drive is a removable storage device that plugs into a computer's USB port. Small enough to carry on a key ring, Pen Drives are great for transferring photos, music, documents and any other data from one computer to another. Different manufacturers over the years have named their Pen Drives with many different names causing constant confusion.
As a result of this the Pen Drive can also be known as Pocket Drive, Thumb Drive, Jump Drive, USB Flash Drive, USB Flash Memory Drive, USB Key Drive, USB Memory Key and USB Memory Stick among many others!
my pen drive is so cool

i got the movie on my pen drive
2. Buttplug
Buttplug:
Colloquialism for USB Flash Drive.

"Buttplug" is more fun, easier to say, and pleasantly irreverent compared to terms like "thumb drive", "flash drive", "jump drive", or "USB drive". It's shape, colours, optional tassels, and method of use is casually reminiscent of the term's literal namesake.

This new application of the term "buttplug" was coined by the members of an environmental non-profit on Haida Gwaii, Canada and its use has spread among professionals on island, and has also taken root in the University of Victoria, Canada geography labs, presumably through a professional contact. Its use locally is so widespread as to warrant nary a raised eyebrow, except with new-comers.
"Can I borrow your buttplug to copy some photos to my laptop?"

"You can insert your buttplug only if it doesn't have any viruses on it."

True Story: While at a meeting with provincial government representatives, a local professional was accessing files on his USB drive, resulting in the LCD projection screen to announce to the crowd of collected people "Inserting Buttplug"; a variety of grins, grimaces, and quizzical looks resulted.
3. Porn drive
(noun) A pen drive/flash drive with an integrated USB interface which contains pornographic files.
Porn drive example:

Friend: ''Hey, Peter, can I put my files in your flash drive, I gotta take them to work..''
Me: ''Oh god no NO NO NO NO NO!''
4. PHDD
Portable Hard Disk Drive. A small chassis with which you can put your 2.5 inch HDD in. This can connect to your computer via USB cable (maybe firewire aswell :) and allows access to it like any other storage device.
1. "My HDD died on me last night, thoughtfully though I had saved all of my important files on the PHDD."

2. "These PHDD things are great, while they are bigger than a Pen Drive they are still very portable and they hold a great deal more DATA whilst being alot
more CHEAPER".
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5. meat stick
Another word for non-volitile USB memory. Term origonated in Iraq where soldiers swap pictures usually including kills on their flash memory drives.
Dood! You got pictures of that high ranking official they killed last week? Lemme put it on my meat stick!
6. boondongle
A device you must plug into your computer to verify that you bought -- and are entitled to operate -- an over-priced and under-performing software application.
I found and plugged in the boondongle, but the software application turned out to be useless.
7. IB
The International Baccalaureate Diploma Programme (IB) is an education programme that genetically modifies its students to live without basic requirements and teaches the aesthetically pleasing art of Bullshit, through its ultimate arsenal of ToK, Extended Essay and CAS.

ToK is an extension of Language A1 class, where students are taught how to bullshit on for 10 pages about whether a pen is a pen or a pencil. The Extended Essay is a benchmark for a students' brainwashing stage. The instructions clearly states students choose a topic of their interest. Successful IB students should not have any interest by this stage. People who still have interest to write about will get an E, and therefore fail the IB. CAS is as close as students get to breathing fresh air and seeing flesh objects. In CAS, students donate their expendable blood, because its the least time consuming service they can offer without compromising study time. IB students also don't have time to make friends. Friends are ompetitors.

At the end of the 2 year IB course. Those who get above a 24 are successfully genetically modified, those who get below 24 do not fullfill the requirements and are obsolete.
Nurse: You again? This must be the 5th time you'v come here to donate blood
IB student: Yes it is. I need 50 service hours for IB.

Nurse: You need time for your blood cells...
IB student: Women I don't have time! There are couple more IB students lined up outside all for the same good CAS cause. Please be understanding

Nurse: I simply cannot allow you to...
IB student: The 45th student, please don't let him donate blood. He pulled out my USB without safety removal and he took advantage of shared wireless network to download my EE as i was writing it.

Nurse: Your what?
IB Student: Oh, Extended Essay, its just 4000 words of bullshit, much of it borrowed from a thesaurus.
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