Skank city ! features classic pick up joints such as JP'S and MAMBOs, mambos is a must for any young male trying to secure a shag, especially with ugly girls. This town is now under regeneration, so it will now be known as the shithole with a new shopping facility.
We all placcy gangstaaas, urmston is da place to get shite beer and oooogly laydees.
by Stretford soldier February 07, 2005

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last name commonly given to beastly gorgeous people, with amazing intellegence, athelticism, and other forms of charisma. everyone seems to love an urmston.
"hey you know that girl jenn urmston?"
"OMG! I've had a crush on her since 3rd grade!!!"
"OMG me too!"
by jlynnxxxxxxx July 01, 2008

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