Urlacher 

1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.

Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.

Urlacher by KDog the crazy mofo December 22, 2005

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher is the Middle Linebacker of the Chicago Bears and a 4-time Pro Bowl participant.
He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.
He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.

Coach to a player: "Man, you just played like an Urlacher!"

Brian Urlacher by PT February 16, 2005

Urlacher 

A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!

" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."

Urlacher by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

A Brian Urlacher  

A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 14, 2008

urlakerungu 

A potato in the keralite language "malayalam" but written in english

TJ: Hey bro!
K2: Hi mahn, what do u have for food bro?
TJ: Urlakerungu curry...
K2: Niiice! C'mon man when are we gonna eat?
TJ: Just lemme make it

urlakerungu by ToJo4o October 24, 2018

Urlacher Style

Anal Sex. Brian Urlacher only fucks bitches in the ass.

1. WE'RE DOIN IT TONITE! URLACHER STYLE.
2. Did you hit that pussy last night? No man we did it Urlacher style.

Urlacher Style by Chi_54 October 18, 2008

Urlacher 

1. To strike or collide suddenly, noisily, and violently.
2. To break suddenly into pieces, as from a violent blow or collision.
3. To be crushed or destroyed.
4. To go bankrupt.

That Mazda Miata was urlachered by that Hummer.

Urlacher by jbrown0213 February 10, 2009