The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.
This show sucks, let's go U-Plate the bathroom!
- fear of pissing in large urinals that resemble a horse troff.
Usually found in large sporting venues the mega urinal provides zero privacy which causes many guys to be gun shy despite a bladder full of beer.
Friend: Hey were is your cousin the third inning is about to start?
You: Ah, he has to wait for a toilet since he has a bad case of troffaphobia.
You: Yeah, when he steps out to the plate at a big urinal he can't go.
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home)
5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pa...