Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
I don't often use their slang of saying body parts and actions as insults and curses, but in this case, I thought the title was quite fitting for the situation.