I went on urbandictionary.com. I will never look at banana pancakes, toothbrushes, or clouds the same way again.
by MyHairDryerIsActuallyAPhaser July 14, 2009
One of the poorest compilations of knowledge available on the internet, thanks to a very relaxed quality control. Basically, there are five types of definitions you will find on anything:
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
1) The informative, deceptively neutral definition that tells you what you wanted to know.
2) The extremely biased definition that hints at a possibly psychotic author.
3) The entry that only points you to the definition of an obscenity as reference, in an attempt to be clever.
4) The definition that only makes sense to the author's friends.
5) The entry that details some weird sexual act, which probably has nothing to do with the word it's defining.
Some definitions of "George Bush" you might find on urbandictionary.com:
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
Def 1: The 43rd president of the United States, was inaugurated on January 20, 2001, went on to blah blah blah...
Def 2: The worst fucking leader in the history of mankind, has the intelligence of the pretzel he choked on that one time.
Def 3: See "Asswipe," "Chimpanzee," "Dickhead"
Def 4: What Mike sounded like that one time at Six Flags! You know what I'm talking about, dude!
Def 5: When your girlfriend accidentally bites off your cock and chokes to death on it.
by little nerd August 12, 2006
An internet site originally conceived as an open reference for urban vernacular. Instead, trolls use it as a forum for posting dumb opinions or making witty "definitions" for people they don't like.
by A-Dawg Kolkena May 15, 2003
A website, ostensibly created as a resource and a snapshot of the phenomenon known as "urban language".
A practically unmoderated, unsupervised word database, whose users can add their definitions of words they have used, or have made up without fear of identification.
Of course, thanks to human nature, no one uses it that way. Surprisingly, people are upset about this, despite its inevitability.
Which once again illustrates human nature.
A practically unmoderated, unsupervised word database, whose users can add their definitions of words they have used, or have made up without fear of identification.
Of course, thanks to human nature, no one uses it that way. Surprisingly, people are upset about this, despite its inevitability.
Which once again illustrates human nature.
by T-Boy August 29, 2003
A web site intended to define both common and obscure english terms used as slang. In reality, however, it has become a haven of gay-bashing, Bush-bashing, and idiotic personal messages from teenyboppers and middle schoolers who believe this site should be their own private message board.
Definition of hot: OMG RYAN THOMPSON IS LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT RYAN IF YOUR READING THIS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH MEEEEEEEE???????????????
by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck November 25, 2004
A website where people go to look up slang words. Mostly used by middle-school-aged people to post random messages on, or assholes who subject everyone to their opinion.
by pikaleea August 20, 2004
hmm.. interesting, many people on this site are hypocrits. YOU think you can hide by saying racist comments, cmon seriously picking people to be editors is pretty foolish. i dont care if this isnt added. as long as someone reads it and is a reasonable person im happy. i just want the reader to know the effect it has on everyone.
Ever tried searching your race?Religon?skin colour?language?your god? I have. you cannot find one of these pages without a single racist comment. How would you feel if someone was rude to you? Of course you would not like it. I am a muslim and have searched the words,"allah". "muslim". arab" everything you can think of. I respect that people are entitled to their opinion and have a right to speak, but this comes with responsibility; try searching those words and see the horrid, hurtful, tearful, pathetic and annoying.
It can stop now! YOU can do your part. just follow the rules and do not counter-definiton someone who is hurtful towards you or something to do with you, all you need to do is ignore this and make at least (this idea came from a very amazing tear jerking film called pay it forward, must see!) 3 very good, funny, rule obeying definitions. People see this and they make 3 good definitions, it gets bigger and bigger and bigger! It really works, never doubt it, just have faith with yourself and others.
thanks for taking your time to read it.
Ever tried searching your race?Religon?skin colour?language?your god? I have. you cannot find one of these pages without a single racist comment. How would you feel if someone was rude to you? Of course you would not like it. I am a muslim and have searched the words,"allah". "muslim". arab" everything you can think of. I respect that people are entitled to their opinion and have a right to speak, but this comes with responsibility; try searching those words and see the horrid, hurtful, tearful, pathetic and annoying.
It can stop now! YOU can do your part. just follow the rules and do not counter-definiton someone who is hurtful towards you or something to do with you, all you need to do is ignore this and make at least (this idea came from a very amazing tear jerking film called pay it forward, must see!) 3 very good, funny, rule obeying definitions. People see this and they make 3 good definitions, it gets bigger and bigger and bigger! It really works, never doubt it, just have faith with yourself and others.
thanks for taking your time to read it.
Dont be part of the problem, be part of the solutin; make urbandictionary.com a funny place, a happy place, a REAL urban dictionary.
by PorkStork March 27, 2007