1. The only site to find words to use in your world since no real dictionary contains words like "noobs"
2. A site where dickhead scene and emo kids come on to complain and make everything serm like utter bullshit when it really ISN'T.
3. A site that acts mega-gay by putting sex related words into almost any Related Words section
4. A site with racist fucks
5. A site where you can get a good laugh.
Guy2: It's probably not in a real dictionary so check Urban Dictionary.
Guy1: Good idea!
2. Emo: I'm so angry at the world, I'm going on Urban Dictionary to rag on cool things to sound like a winner when I'm far from one. You in?
Scene: Hell yeah, bro. Let's cut ourselves and have butt sex afterwards.
3. Guy3: Eww, bro! I searched "preppy" up on Urban Dictionary and they gave me "dick", "sex", and "fuck"
Guy4: What the fuck! That's GAY!
4. Racist Bastard: WHITE/ BLACK POWER!
5. Guy5: Yo, search this word up on Urban Dictionary! It's funny as hell!
What Urban Dictionary is About
urban dictionary's new logo
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.
"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"
2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.
3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:
"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"
4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.
Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...
(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"