A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!
"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."
by Crank September 28, 2003

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A website that pretends to be a slang dictionary, but is used by Communists to spread their propaganda.

Sean used Urban Dictionary to try and spread his political views.
Communists seem to visit Urban Dictionary more than anyone.

And, often the editors don't like definitions like this.
by oooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeww December 30, 2009

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A dictionary where people come to show off their usage and
clever defenitions of words nobody cares about.
EMO- A word that is used way too much on urban dictionary.
by lo-dog December 29, 2005

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A dictionary for brain-damaged people.

Basically EBaumsworld.com, but in text form. Popular amongst the same crowd as well.

(there's no way this will be published, but to the editors: please fucking kill yourselves or do something worthwhile with your lives. If this gets published then the previous message applies to all the definition writers as well. Seriously, you people are sad, sad losers.)
huh huh huh...urban dictionary is so awesome....huh huh....poop....huh huh....chuck norris.....huh huh....math is hard....
by radium November 26, 2006

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The ultimate site to procrastinate on.
Andrew was doing his homework, but then started looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.
by Nytesdawn October 03, 2012

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The largest collection of misleading information I have ever seen on the internet.
You must have read that in the Urban Dictionary
by TheGeneral_D August 11, 2007

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All told, a pretty good argument against democracy.
"Urban dictionary often seems like proof that people are unfit to rule themselves."
by Katya A March 15, 2007

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A culmination of ignorance under the guise of a slang dictionary, with the rare intelligent definition lost amidst a sea of nonsense. Not to be taken seriously, though good for a cheap laugh on occasion.
1) Optimist: "Why don't you have any faith in mankind?"
Pessimist: "Because I visited Urban Dictionary..."

2) "I feel like self-victimizing some lifestyle/religion/etc., because the Media hasn't done it enough yet. I should go to Urban Dictionary!"

3) The student failed his essay because he took Urban Dictionary as a serious reference.

4) The child laughed as he posted another absurd definition for something he knew nothing about on Urban Dictionary.

5) The original creators of Urban Dictionary wept as their user-driven slang dictionary decayed into nothing more than a tragic joke.
by SpacePirateKhan April 09, 2008

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