A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!
"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."
by Crank September 28, 2003

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A website that only publishes real stupid Definitions of pretty much dumb made up words by retarded kids that have nothing better to do than just sit in front of a computer all day.
You Kids And All Your Stupid Made Up Words. . . What Do They Mean???

"uhhhh i'm stoopid let me go look it up on URBAN DICTIONARY".
by Christy0612 November 14, 2007

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UrbanDictionary is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid ignorant redneck racist people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary, and there's no e-mail listed and it takes more time than posting comments.

+, if you post a comment on a definition, NOTHING happens, they don't care
urbandictionary is full of shit now

by gplpark92 August 20, 2006

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Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.
"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."
by To be June 30, 2006

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A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have.
"Damn, that chick rejected me...what do I do now?

...

I know! I'll go on urbandictionary and give words fake sexual meanings! That'll help my self-esteem!"
by DecoyLTW June 28, 2006

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A once fantastic place where one could find the definition for that slang word that they pretended to know the meaning of earlier in the day.

But supposedly goodness is really just perverted evil, right?

The NEW Urbandictionary:

1. Annoying politics.

2. A place that has about as much "urban slang" as MTV has music, due to its slant towards a virtual internet debate about pointless crap.

3. A place where people rant about the war or slam Bush, while making their arguments weak with spelling mistakes and frivolous social references and stereotypes.

4. A display of the editors' bias for their own beliefs.

5. Proof of how closed-minded liberals can actually be.

6. Where immature douchebags have turned about 70% of the entries into crude sexual metaphors.

7. A haven for people "too cool" for conformity and want to shove it in the readers' faces.

8. Where idiots who only hear what they want to believe publish entries that others want to believe.

9. A disheartening reminder that this is the new generation of America.
Guy 1: "Hey, I dropped out of college, and I want to smoke pot and pursue a career in ROCK!!!"

Guy 2: "Cool! I didn't try in high school and now I live in my mom's basement and watch TV all day! Let's go to urbandictionary and talk about how much the government SUCKS!!!"

Guy 1: "I agree, today's culture has educated me through indie-rock music lyrics. Urbandictionary would be a great place to spread all of the insightful knowledge I've aquired."

Guy 2: "Yeah! I'm up for it night after night, sitting in your shitty apartment, educating young minds about how incredulously fulfilling my life is. I'm glad urbandictionary is a place where I can sound smart, as if I might never get the chance to share my thoughts with a real person!"
by cman08 January 28, 2008

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It's this site. It's ruined by sick perverts and pedophiles that post ridiculous and absurd definitions that shouldn't be seen by young children. The UD community first looks like a community of sick perverts and pedophiles, and that wraps up Urban Dictionary.
I just laugh at this one little definition at Urban Dictionary as I type in a more mature definition of the word at the site.
by MisaTange July 05, 2009

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An online dictionary for functional modern morons.
You are looking at the Urban Dictionary. It's right in front of you.
by D. Quixote February 24, 2008

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