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An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.

The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 05, 2014
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A resident of an urban environment who only seems to come out at night, and then they seem to creep and lurk around, frightening visitors and young children.
Paul: What's up with Stew lately? I haven't seen him around.
Janice: He has taken to sleeping all day and going out all night, just walking around.
Paul: What a total urban zombie.
Janice: For Sure.
by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008
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