Anyone who can logically rationalize spending that much money on a semi-ironic and completely-lame t-shirt earns my respect, but still deserves to die anyway.
People tend to believe that Urban is somehow coolxcore while they sport their NOT MY PRESIDENT t-shirts and Kerry 2004 buttons (P.S. he lost) when in actuality Urban Outfitters is basically run by the GOP. Way to rebel, Trendy Urban Hipsters! You're teaching somebody a lesson somewhere. Unfortunately that "someone" is probably your other super wannabe dumbass friends, and the somewhere is probably your mother's house! Hardcore! Just like robots, dinosaurs, and brokenxhearts, right!
Ashley: I LUV IT CUZ ITZ SO IRONIK.
Tiffany: YAH LYK HELLA.
Ashley: LETZ GO THRIFITING AND PICK UP SOME HELLA VINTAGE KICKS. LOL.
Tiffany: OMG GOOD IDEA.
Ashley: UH BUT LETZ GO 2 HOTTOPIC FIRST.
Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"
Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
close minded person: psssshhhh you just bought that overpriced shirt from urban outfitters because you think you're witty
t-shirt wearer- yea and....