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When random songs spew out of your mouth for no reason, making room for new information to be absorbed in your brain.
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me"
Coworker 2: Where did that come from?
Coworker 1: I have no idea!
Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you"
Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs?
Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today!
Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme"
Coworker 2: HA HA
Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information!
Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary.
Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked?
Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did!
a fairy boy artist who is extremely gay and overrated and is very popular among teenage girls. known for his bullshit electronic beats and half-whisper, half-moan vocals. also popular among guys that want to seem unique by listening to every music genre known to mankind.
Girl: OMG have you heard the new Owl City song Hello Seattle?!?!?!
"Unique" Guy: I have it on a playlist with Lil' Wayne and Keith Urban songs. It's soooo good!
Normal Guy: Fucking shoot me please
A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.
Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"
A person who got tired for being white and nerdy so they decided to try real hard and be cool. Most of which are posers that up until 2 years ago had never heard of any of the bands that they are listen.
man 1: Hey didn't we go to high school with that girl?
man 2: Yeah we did.
man 1: Wasn't she one of those girls that thought keith Urban was the best singer ever.
man 2: I think that you are right. Fucking hipster Posers
The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.
It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.
The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.
It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.
Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.
Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.
Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.
a "disease" made up by a scene fagot who got pretty jealous hen he/she was denied sex to a girl named monica. their only way of getting back at her for not fooling around with them was to make up a ridiculously stupid thing up about her on urban dictionary.
hey i'm a gay scene kid who wants to make fun of someone 8737548x's cooler than me... we'll call it monicitis ;)