| 988. | urbandictionary whore | ||
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the slut that is advertising the shirts in this website right aside from this definition the urbandictionary whores are hot
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| 989. | Brain Dump | ||
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When random songs spew out of your mouth for no reason, making room for new information to be absorbed in your brain. 8 a.m.:
Coworker 1: "I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaid stuck on me" Coworker 2: Where did that come from? Coworker 1: I have no idea! Noon: Coworker 1: "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you" Coworker 2: What is with all these random songs? Coworker 1: Not sure, they just keep popping into my head, so I want to share them with you. Once I give them to you, they are no longer in my head. I am not even listening to music today! 3 p.m.: Coworker 1: "My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, parrrrty all the timmmme" Coworker 2: HA HA Coworker 1: I mean seriously, I must be having a brain dump, getting rid off all the useless songs I have memorized to make room for new information! Next day: Coworker 1: What was the song I was signing yesterday? I want to submit to Urban Dictionary. Coworker 2: I dont remember, the bandaid song and some random song from the 80's. So the brain dump worked? Coworker 1: Oh my god, it did! |
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| 990. | Owl City | ||
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a fairy boy artist who is extremely gay and overrated and is very popular among teenage girls. known for his bullshit electronic beats and half-whisper, half-moan vocals. also popular among guys that want to seem unique by listening to every music genre known to mankind. Girl: OMG have you heard the new Owl City song Hello Seattle?!?!?!
"Unique" Guy: I have it on a playlist with Lil' Wayne and Keith Urban songs. It's soooo good! Normal Guy: Fucking shoot me please |
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| 991. | Ponce | ||
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A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox. Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were" Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?" Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce" |
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| 992. | hipster | ||
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A person who got tired for being white and nerdy so they decided to try real hard and be cool. Most of which are posers that up until 2 years ago had never heard of any of the bands that they are listen. man 1: Hey didn't we go to high school with that girl?
man 2: Yeah we did. man 1: Wasn't she one of those girls that thought keith Urban was the best singer ever. man 2: I think that you are right. Fucking hipster Posers |
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| 993. | snatch-gunk | ||
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The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all. It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky. The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner. It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe. Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks. Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK Woman: Thats impossible. Man: No it isn't, shut up. Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk Other Man: I'm not a girl. Man: So. Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk Woman: What's that? Man: Go on urban dictionary. |
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| 994. | monicitis | ||
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a "disease" made up by a scene fagot who got pretty jealous hen he/she was denied sex to a girl named monica. their only way of getting back at her for not fooling around with them was to make up a ridiculously stupid thing up about her on urban dictionary. hey i'm a gay scene kid who wants to make fun of someone 8737548x's cooler than me... we'll call it monicitis ;)
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