| 50. | Jebb | ||
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Urban bastardization of Jeff or Geoff. Also called Jebbadiah, Jebb Jebbovich, Jebbazulu, and Jebbasaki.
One with a penschant for asian girls and anime. Party animal and all around Technomancer who drives a ground-thumping beatbox of electronic sounds. Probably the only person that keeps Tric from killing himself. Jebb: "I do drugs from time to time, but I hasn't affected my schools yet. Crap..."
Jebb: "Let's smoke up and watch Passion of the Christ!" |
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| 51. | townie | ||
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Ahh townies, the uncomplicated, uninteresting and wholly unneeded scum of any urban area across the face of the UK. These..."people" (sorry to all you normal people out there, I realize calling townies people is an insult to you all) are generally, in fact ALWAYS doing nothing with their life, unless of course your idea of living is hanging around outside the local corner shop, car park or McDonalds shouting abuse at anyone not wearing burberry, drinking stolen alcohol and smoking/sniffing/trying to fuck drugs.
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They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave, or at least the stolen, cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present (probably off stealing fake burberry, or dealing flour) they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like "goff" "mosha" "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum!" these insults should be shrugged off, however if you feel the need to retaliate, I recommend these:- In response to "goff", "mosha" or "grunga" - Yes I am a <enter above instult her... |
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| 52. | riding high | ||
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1.To be feeling very happy. Occasionally also meaning in a snobbish or egotistical way.
2.To be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs. 1a. Nick D was so riding high when he scored two very hot babes by pulling the beirut trick.
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1b. Nerdy kid in math class: Woooo! I passed the test! Wooohoo, I'm so smart! *prances all over the classroom like a ninny* Normal kid:(talking to a fellow classmate about the nerd) He sure is riding high, isn't he? 2. Cop: You know sir, you don't seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road. TJ: Uh was I? Really? *giggles* No sir, I havn't drank any. Cop: No you don't look drunk. I see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. You sure are feeling very happy right now aren't you. TJ: Oooh yeah! I am RIDING HIGH!! Cop: And you are fucking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! That is a bag of crack rock that I see on your dashboard! NOW GET OUT! Caleb: Oh shit. TJ: Here, have a donut. *pulls out a fresh Krispy Kreme donut and hands it to the cop* Cop: Thanks. *scarfs down donut* But still, you are coming with me! TJ and Caleb: Haaaahahahahaha! Cop: *pu... |
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| 53. | montreal | ||
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Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.
Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit. The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there. Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles. The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians. The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it. And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation. Sex drugs and rock n roll. Don't forget the clubs Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs. Drinking age : 18 Years People drink : In parks. Cops : Too drunk to notice. Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green |
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| 54. | whity | ||
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Sometimes spelled whitie, a whity is used in urban areas to describe a white person with no distinct nationality from the suburbs. They usually sport blowout haircuts, and expensive clothing which they wear with little essence of styling other than what they saw on the manicines in Abercombie and Fitch.
They only come to urban parties for two reasons... drugs (usually cocaine or oxycontin) or girls. Because they rarely know anyone else at the party, you'll observe that more often than not they'll mess with the people nobody fucks with, including drug dealers, and the gang banging type. Some high-class girls came to our party, and naturally, some whity kids followed. Bringing drugs around here is bad enough, but then they started getting in the faces of some pretty dangerous people, and ended up with liquor bottles over their heads.
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| 55. | urban | ||
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advervitising speak for "black". often used by the same type of middle class wanker says "coloured" and thinks there being PC. " i dont want any urbans on my street, they all sell drugs anyway"
or "the urban music awards" meaning "black" music.only they dont want to say it.because they're scared. |
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| 56. | Kannibal | ||
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Usage: adjective
An urban slang term derived from "cannibul". Having or showing a high degree of street credibility or a general hard core attitude. Implies an "eat or be eaten" approach to life. "Lysol be makin mad cash sellin drugs, cous. He be straight kanibullin."
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