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A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.
P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.
by chicky noodles August 06, 2014

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Noun.

A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.

However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.

As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.
Urban dictionary admins are fucking hypocrites
by SpencerWillAlwaysLoveYou June 25, 2014

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A magical place where the most straight forward words can become sexual at any time.
A Snowball fight on urban dictionary is when partners spit jizz around in each others mouths and pass it back and forth
by theflyingturtle February 28, 2014

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A place where 89% of the definitions are written by sick fucks.
Bob: What's a steamboat?
Bill: Search Urban Dictionary.
by Apieceofabrick December 02, 2013

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1: The only place I know of where non sexual things (they don't even sound sexual at all) are made to be sexual and so disgusting that no one would perform.

2: Where retards post stupidity in hopes to look smart.
See, just about any definition in the urban dictionary.
My brain is rotting....
by fed up with retards November 19, 2013

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A site dedicated to offensive and sexually oriented definitions that are commonly false. It allows anyone to post a definition of a word asking to write for a large audience and to provide background information while excepting childish and unnecessary definitions. Not to be used for serious reference or research. Can be used for fun and jokes.
Person 1: " Hey, do you know what this word means?"
Person 2: " No, I'm not really sure. You definitely don't want to look it up on Urban Dictionary though."
Person 1: " Why not? Is it bad?"
Person 2: " No not really, you just never know what you getting."
by GhostyGoober November 16, 2013

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A site (that you're most likely viewing right now to read this definition!) that:

1) Rejects 99% of my publishes even though there very informing!

2) A site that formally used to be about slang but has almost everything defined here, usually in a derogatory way!
1) There's a 99% chance that this would not be published here!

2)This site used to be only for words like "fuck", "shit", and "bitch". Nowadays, you'll find words like "George Bush", "Islam", and "Microsoft". (Seriously, look the latter terms up, most of the definitions to them are derogatory!)

(Side note: I have to put "Urban Dictionary" here otherwise it won't let me publish!)
by Anton The Reaper September 09, 2013

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