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71.
This hate-pit of a website that has been invaded by stupid teenyboppers. Here, women bitch about men 24/7 to take out their frustrations, and men right horrid, disgusting definitions about sexual acts towards women. Others like to whine about video games, their parents, their friends that we've never even met and comic books. Originally intended for slang, but good luck with any of that.

This moderator-less hunk of junk is fueled by only stereotypes and hatred, with editors that can't do their job for shit. This is my 3rd time trying to add this definition, while complete and utter bullshit gets put on here.
The following example is a REAL Urban dictionary "definition":

Boys- fuck them all there all out there everywhere to either break your heart, make your life missrible, or just ruin your life completely. sometimes there wonderful and everything but then they turn, mean are all cheaters they will do it at least once in your relationship, there liers and they all are so ladys DONT BELEAVE REALLY ANYTHING THAT THEY SAY to you cuz most of the time there just trying to either get you in bed or just want a girlfriend so say they got one, well what i say about them is just FUCK THEM ALL and just DONT TRUST THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
by I hate makings namessss August 01, 2010
 
72.
A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.
Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
by holamonsieur March 20, 2010
 
73.
A shitty website.

It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.

Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.
by get this shit off google December 25, 2009
 
74.
A website who's mods will accept the definition of TTD as Texas Turd Driller, but oddly enough, not Top Thrill Dragster, which is just.
Person 1: Holy crap I love TTD! :D
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!
<pause>
Person 2: Eww. You love Texas Turd Drillers...?
Person 1: ...No, I love Top Thrill Dragster, the roller coaster. You used an awful resource.
by TayTay581 December 12, 2006
 
75.
1))A place where people all over the world on the internet come to give their definitions of random words/trends/people/music, etc.

2)) A place where people all over the world on the internet go to be predijuce && stereotype tons of other people all over the world. && the only reason they do it here is becuase they can hide behind their computer to bully everyone else but would never do it to their face because they'd get the crap beaten out of them.
Real Examples From Urban Dictionary:::
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130. Scene:::
scenesters are the most self centered annoying conceited idiots that i have ever met in my life how sad i share many of the same qualitys ie: hair piercings tattos myspace but i am not scene if you were to talk to me at a show i would talk to you and be nice whereas these lil scenesters look at you like some kind of bug they just stepped on. you know that look of contempt im better than you im soo scene it hurts. go to see your "favorite" band but don't know the lyrics. check out their leader the 1 and only jefree starr the worst drag queen ever

Typical scene conversation
girl 1 like stfu dye me hair
girl 2 oh emm gee i love my boyfriend of 2 minutes
boy lets get married your my soulmate lets cry together
girl 2 (writing on arm) I <3 POOP

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11. Emo:::
If scenes were soda, Emo could be Diet Goth.

Emo: I'm so sad. I'm going to cut myself.

Goth: I'm nothing. I'm going to cut everyone.

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112. Punk
Punk is just funny music, hard music with funny lyrics

Theres others like pennywise who don't have funny lyrics like NOFX but are still fukin awesome punk and dont give a shit about you

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3. Gangsta
One who willfully promotes and participates in destructive and self-serving culture in an effort to project a particular image of 'toughness' or to make oneself intimidating. Willingness to blatantly and horrifically misuse English is a necessity, as is a low IQ and sub-par education (or at least the appearance thereof).

"I'd love to be a gangsta, but I fear I'm not stupid enough."

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12. Fag
someone or something who/that is gay, stupid , annoying, retarded, someone you don`t like.

Tom is an annoying, gay, fag.

by People are stupid. August 19, 2006
 
76.
A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.

Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.

Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.

One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.

People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?

Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.

Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match

Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.

Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*

Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
by 12 year old with some logic August 08, 2010
 
77.
A very screwed up place, where a bunch of drunk or mentall case unsupervised teenagers whine about Famous people, and their friends, and make their sexual or racist remarks. They treat this place like some sort of slumber party hangout place, where they can say whatever the heck they want. All they ever do is babble about things they know nothing about.
A true story example: Someone hated me for being black. Urban Dictionary does that a lot and often does it to others as well.
by Pseudonym!!! August 15, 2008