A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.
Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*
Definition: "A woman's pussy."
Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'
Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."
Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'
Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."
Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
by holamonsieur March 20, 2010
The site you're looking at right now.
Urban Dictionary is where you define your world.
by WPH15 August 02, 2009
A shitty website.

It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.

Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.
by get this shit off google December 25, 2009
A website who's mods will accept the definition of TTD as Texas Turd Driller, but oddly enough, not Top Thrill Dragster, which is just.
Person 1: Holy crap I love TTD! :D
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!
<pause>
Person 2: Eww. You love Texas Turd Drillers...?
Person 1: ...No, I love Top Thrill Dragster, the roller coaster. You used an awful resource.
by TayTay581 December 12, 2006
A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.

Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.

Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.

One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.

People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?

Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.

Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.
11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match

Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.

Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*

Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
by 12 year old with some logic August 08, 2010
Urban dictionary sucks.
Urban dictionary sucks.
by supm March 28, 2013
A very screwed up place, where a bunch of drunk or mentall case unsupervised teenagers whine about Famous people, and their friends, and make their sexual or racist remarks. They treat this place like some sort of slumber party hangout place, where they can say whatever the heck they want. All they ever do is babble about things they know nothing about.
A true story example: Someone hated me for being black. Urban Dictionary does that a lot and often does it to others as well.
by Pseudonym!!! August 15, 2008

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