These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).
Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.
A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.
The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.
Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.
Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.
Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart
Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!
"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
What Urban Dictionary is About
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It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.
"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"
2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.
3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:
"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"
4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.
Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...
(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"