The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.
Other Person - You people from urban dictionary just write your biased opinions and utter bullshit with your heads up your asses, all of you.
Me - Well golly gee, you could always screw off if you want to, because I, and a lot of other people, like it.
Other Person #2 - Are you serial? You're all black-hating racists
Me - Or we're people enraged by America's pathetic social state, where everyone has to be politically correct minority-ass-kissing people, or you'll get your ass kicked and lose your job.
What Urban Dictionary is About
urban dictionary's new logo
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.
"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"
2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.
3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:
"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"
4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.
Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...
(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"