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An Urban Dick is an Urban Dictionary user who spends time slagging off all the definitions for words like 'epic', 'facepalm', 'fail' and other similar terms which are used frequently all over the internet. An urban dick will class all of these terms as 'overused' and will often bitch and moan about the fact that so many people have written definitions for such words; what an urban dick may fail to realize is that they are actually just adding to the large number of definitions, with an even worse definition of their own (see example #1).
An urban dick may feel that they are more 'hip' or 'cool' or just feel superior to others; 'because having an alternative opinion is totally cool!'
The average urban dick may try and make up something philosophical in a meager attempt to bring somebody around to their point of view and get at least one 'thumbs up' (see example #2).
The irony about Urban Dicks is that they commonly complain about users of urban dictionary who spend all day on here writing 'pointless' definitions, whilst more often than not, they are the ones who spend all day on the site, in a futile attempt to spread their ego as far and wide across the site as they can.
#1, from a definition of 'Epic': the most overused word ever, next to fail. for even more asshole points...

#2, from a definition of 'Religion':
Everyone needs to feel superior somehow, and if you can prove you're better than a great segment of the world population, then you will most likely engage in an activity similar to what's been done here.

FOR MORE EXAMPLES, simply browse through definitions of widespread internet terms and skip to the last page for each, where you will find all the moaning from the Urban Dicks.
by fluorescent April 20, 2009
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An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.
*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"
by Devil On Yo Shoder January 06, 2012
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Someone who is obsessed with Urban Dictionary. A Detective who checks the definitions of new words every day and tries to integrate the words into everyday language.
"Did you see the new word on urban dictionary?"
"Dude, you are turning into a real Urban Dick!"
by Jenna-na-na January 10, 2008
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Elliott: "Have you ever heard of the Abraham Lincoln?"
Wes: "No man, what is it?"
Elliott: "Haha, some shit Butterweck found on Urban Dick. Go look it up on there."
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A person who uses UrbanDictionary.com words in everyday life.
Person 1-WOW! what a douchebaguette! I was using my neighbor's neighbornet and he ended up stealing my life password.

Person 2-Dude stop your manufactured outrage it's getting old. And don't worry i left him a farting gift last time we went over there for his party.

Person 3-WOW dudes, you are total Urbandicks...I think you need to stay off there for a while.
by CHF924 May 30, 2009
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Urban dick: Someone who feels the need to explain even the most basic things in full detail to show what an urban dictionary genius they are.
boybeeps: Originating from 'L Plate'; a square white sign with a red letter L on it, displayed on the back and front of a vehicle driven by a person who is learning to drive in the UK. L Plates are removed from the vehicle once the person is a qualified driver. See l-plate
me: we know what fucking L plates are, you urban dick
by urban dick May 17, 2006
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