| 1. | Urban Cowboy | ||
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Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)
THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.
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| 2. | yippie ki-yay | ||
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An exclamation of joy popular with cowboys in the the mid 19th century US West. Im An Old Cowhand
Artist: Frank Sinatra I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande But my legs ain't bowed And my cheeks ain't tanned I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow Never roped a steer 'cause I don't know how And I sure ain't fixin' to start in now Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay I'm an old cowhand from the Rio Grande And I learned to ride 'fore I learned to stand I'm a ridin' fool who is up to date I know every trail in the Lone Star state 'cause I ride the range in a Ford V8 Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay I know all the songs that the cowboys know 'bout the big corral where the dogies go 'cause I learned them all on the rad-ee-o Hey, yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay |
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| 3. | cock sucking cowboys | ||
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really cool guys. Or real cool dinks.. Lots of cream with khulia & vodka. Looks like Keith Urban. I just love cock sucking cowboys.
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| 4. | VIBE | ||
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Urban Outfitters' ridiculous customer service acronym standing for Values and Interactions to Build our Environment. "Hey, guys, for our next VIBE day, let's do Cowboys & Indians!"
"What a VIBEtastic idea!" "Great VIBE!" |
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| 5. | Dallas Cowboys | ||
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A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child. For more information on the Dallas Cowboys, see George W. Bush on Urban Dictionary.
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| 6. | switzered | ||
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The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer. George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.
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| 7. | Git R Dun | ||
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Statement of support, encouragement, or respect from one blue collar guy, military man, cowboy, redneck, country boy or rough neck to another. Never to be used by city slickers, yuppies and those not seeking the affections of the opposite sex! Used to define a moment to come, a moment that passed or a dream one hopes will come true. Most oftenly refered to by guys in reference to potential sexual encounters with hot chicks. Commonly refers to times when to cowboy up would be required. 1) Two guys at a bar, ones sees a really hot chick, the other guy says "Git R Dun" 2) Men's League Softball, Bases loaded, guy walks up to the plate, his buddies say "Git R Dun", 3) Honky Tonk Bar, Mechanical Bull, Urban Cowboys, guy steps up to ride this "bull", his pals say "Git R Dun"
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