shut ur mouth when your talking to me 

It means that you don’t want someone to speak to you.

Person #1: I don’t care
Victim #1: well did you hear…
Person #1: shut ur mouth when your talking to me.
Victim #1: *proceeds to feel offended*

shut ur mouth when your talking to me by Lillie123 <3 October 9, 2023

i hope not in ur mouth 

Funny answer to someone saying "I'm coming". When someone says "I'm coming", the person probably means that he/she soon will be where the other person is, be that the physical spot or on the server they're going to play on. But "to come" can also mean naughtier things, which the respondant takes advantage of.

walkie: Wait for me, I'm coming!
Static: I hope not in ur mouth !1!! :D :D

i hope not in ur mouth by Aleksander June 3, 2005

deez nuts in ur mouth 

you ever just wanna feel these sweet delicous nuts in your mouth bro?

Person 1: YO BRO, YOU KNOW HOW CANDY WAS SUPER DRUNK LAST NIGHT RIGHT?
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?

Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-

*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*

deez nuts in ur mouth lmao

deez nuts in ur mouth by king aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 2, 2021

holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth 

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting

holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off

holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004

balls in ur mouth 

gay

i love gay balls in ur mouth.

balls in ur mouth by anonymous August 5, 2023

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p 

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p by chris cringle September 6, 2004

Ur brother ur mother 

Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family

Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return

Ur brother ur mother by Mysistersnotamister27 March 15, 2018