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the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers.

social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.

average day uptown:

going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.

typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?

typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.

or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)

oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.

girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
Hannah: Let's go Uptown!!
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*
by urbananswerer July 21, 2014
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another name for coke. just like yayo, tony, and snow.
"Yo dog lets go get some up town and ghostbuster this blunt."
by Sanjurjo August 22, 2006
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17
Very similar to the "Upper Decker" an Uptown is when you take a crap AND a piss in the top tank of said toilet. Use with caution.

When the victim uses the toilet next, they will flush and the toilet water will be turned a nasty yellowy-brown

(Make sure to wiggle the toilet first because you do not want to fall over)
Tom: Dude this party sucks!

Joe: Yeah man, I think I might go take an Uptown in this dudes toilet

Tom: Hell yeah!
by The Uptowner July 20, 2010
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the place where all the white guys from the depot (i.e. dogfuckers) go, nowhere near uptown, but compared to whoreleons some guys think it is. Lately one guy from
whoreleons go there to work, but the white guys don't think he last too long, all days he complain THE COFFEE TOO WEAK,
IS TOO FAR FROM THE EASS ENDS, BDPHAC IS ON MY CASE, Etc...,
guy, GUY, we needs to send more guys uptowns...... I guess it's dum dum's turn
by BDPHAC January 28, 2005
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