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3.
A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.
I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!
by hood-rat May 12, 2003
 
1.
Uptons are lovely people.
You are lovely, you are such an Upton.
by hood-rat May 13, 2003
 
2.
a small town in Massachusetts
Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108
by Shopaholic0110 June 24, 2006
 
4.
Dirty filthy stinking grass
by hood-rat May 12, 2003