Uptrenndian 

Uptrenndians- Are a smart, clever and passionate community, who keep each other, and the world informed, about the rising trends in the cryptosphere and get rewarded for creating original content - the opposite to a cryptoian

An Uptrenndian is a smart and clever person who helps keep the world informed on trends in the cryptosphere and gets rewarded for creating original content ....the opposite to a cryptoian

I’m a smart and clever Uptrenndian, the complete opposite to a cryptoian

Uptrenndain's are smarter than the average cryptoian

those Uptrenndain's are smart and clever and have nobl friends

Uptrenndians are not fxxking cryptoians

Uptrenndian by totally nobl September 25, 2019

uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

uptalk 

A pathetic new way of talking with a rising interrogative at the end of every sentence? Main culprits were young people? Now older people seem to be following this awful trend? I think it's because we live in an age of constant uncertainty?

Uptalk? Like it's really annoying? It sort of says 'hey you guys I'm cool?'

uptalk by uptalkhater10000 November 10, 2015

uptalk 

verb and noun
n. uptalker; n and adj. uptalking

1. A way of speaking that puts an upward inflection on the last word of a statement that makes it sound like a question when it's not. (Common among teens and surfers.)

2. (grammar) speak with high-rise terminals (HRT).

Examples:
An uptalker would say "I've bought a new camera?" as though it were a question.

To say "Have a nice day" in uptalk, raise the last syllable as though you are asking a question: "Have a nice day?"

uptalk by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

Uptameses

1980's locale where consumers could purchase clothing, household goods, small appliances, entertainment items, etc.

I need a new toaster; I'm gonna head uptameses.

I gotta get uptameses to pick up that new Hall and Oates tape!

You like this new halter top? I got it uptameses.

Uptameses by marv3000 May 2, 2021

uptoetricilitis 

when your big toe sticks up in the air. It is a medical condition which affects many people, specifically teenaged girls. There is no known cure for this disorder. People seem to just be born with this toe syndrome.

Mark: "Did you see that girl with the big toe?"
Samuel: "Yeah, she's got uptoetricilitis, dude."
Mark: "Wow, that's sad."

uptoetricilitis by trixietricilitis August 23, 2011

Uptarding

make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.

Uptarding by peter.jubb April 21, 2005