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working at united parcel service sucks
by bill April 27, 2004
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Uninterruptible Power Supply
We are going so put a UPS on the server so it does not go offline when the power goes out.
by Ben May 09, 2005
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1.A basketball players term meaning can jump high. 2. A graffiti writers term meaning bombing all over the city or getting your ups.
Michael Jordan got crazy ups
or
Yo XXXone got crazy ups.
by Olskoolrule May 26, 2004
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The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.
Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.
by Rick January 05, 2004
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1.)United Parcel Serive
2.) Under Paid Slaves (used to describe those who work for the above when they go on strike)
3.) Useless Pieces of Shit (Used to describe people who work at UPS by some groups namely those working for other shipping companies)
People who work at UPS think they are Under Paid Salves, but in reality they are just Useless Pieces of Shit. At least thats what the DHL guy tells me.
by ifky302 December 09, 2007
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1. recognition, props
2. high vertical
"Mad ups on that nobel prize!"

"That boy's got mad ups, you see him dunk?"
by gdub205 October 18, 2006
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Cheech is a Proud member of the UPS!
by crazyfock November 07, 2003
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