A large female who likes intercourse while standing, particularly anal.
Man, that Two-ton Tessa loves it up the shitter
against the wall. She's the best upright bass I've plucked in years.
Another term for a double bass
, acoustic bass, or bass fiddle. It's the largest of the string instruments (resembling a giant violin) and lowest-sounding instrument found in an orchestra. Can be played with a bow or plucked with the fingers. The word "upright" means that it is to be played while standing up while holding the instrument upright, as opposed to how a bass guitar
is held (on the lap or at a 45 degree angle). Also not to be confused with the cello
, which is smaller and played while sitting down.
Paul Chambers and Ron Carter each played the upright bass at one time or another for Miles Davis.