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(N) one whose primary goal is to belittle you by, after hearing something you said, declare they/their family member/someone they know has achieved something better. Usually under false pretence.
I told Gary that I brew my own beer now. He went on about how his uncle actually made money doing it while I've done nothing.

Since his parents are both only children, I knew he was full of shit.

Fucking upperton.
by boognish121 August 15, 2013

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