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When you have a massive deuce that must come out when your at a big party. You remove the top lid to the toilet, and release all the poo into it. When done, put the lid back on, and walk out like nothing happened.
I just put an upper decker in her toilet, HAHA!

There gonna be lookin for that upper decker for weeks,HAHA!

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(Film Critique). When a movie starts out engaging and has great potential, but then the ending falls apart and the whole thing turns to shit. It's like finding an Upper Decker when you flush your toilet at the end of a party. It's there, and it's shit, you just don't know it yet.
The movie Enemy (2013) was a real Upper Decker.
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A modification on the "classic" upper decker. In a public toilet setting (where there are no tanks/commodes), you improvise and shit in the urinal.
When Hank got fired from his job, he pulled an upper decker in the company bathroom.
by David C August 12, 2005
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To take a Duce in the upper part of a toilet.
Dude I just took a upperdecker in McDonnells.
by anal anilllater March 29, 2011
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Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.
"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".
by mark abestin December 18, 2003
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The act of taking off the back lid of a standard toilet, hovering your anus over the opening and shooting diarrhea into the tank water. You must then wipe with TP and leave the TP in the tank. Adding red food dye to the tank is called BUD, or Bloody Upper Decker. Either with or without the dye, when the next person who uses the toilet flushes, the water that refills the bowl will be the most vile, horrific, stinky fluid known to man. Woman have been known to scream and run out of the toilet as they think their insides are coming out. Key stuff here.
"I was working a night party at that rich cunt's house. As the party was ending, I asked the beeotch if I could make a sandwich. She yelled at me in front of her guests that I will "eat with the rest of the hired staff at the end of the night!" A simple no would have been fine. For a thank you gift, I pumped a gallon of milk into my lactose intolerant ass and dropped and Upper Decker that cunt's main bathroom. Later, I Bloody Upper Decked (BUD) the upstairs daughter's fine china toilet. After that I raw dogged one of the workers and bailed, yo.'
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Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.
I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.
by evangelicalathiest April 04, 2011
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