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14.
oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)
(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 06, 2004
 
1.
v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.
I got so wasted last night I upper decked Sean, his bathroom is going to stink for weeks.
by Lama March 08, 2003
 
2.
When you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.
I upper decked the shitter at Lincoln Station.
by Ben Johnson June 17, 2003
 
3.
When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..
This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..
by Dave Buttox May 05, 2004
 
4.
When you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in the tank.
Tommy shammed Bobby last night. So tonight Bobbys giving Tommy an upperdeck!
by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008
 
5.
Where you go to someone's house, shit in the tank part of the toilet. the shit in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don't know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.
I took a crap in CJ's Top Tank and left him a Upper Deck he will never forget.
by William Wood July 19, 2005
 
6.
The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.
I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.
by Anthony April 16, 2004
 
7.
depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.
That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!
by Jake Fischer March 03, 2005