A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.
When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.
No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
An upper cut to the vagina
Shut your face or i'm gonna hit you with an uppercunt.
The process by which a man uppercuts a woman's vagina.
How was your date with crystal?" "Good i gave her a huge Uppercunt
To uppercut a women in the cunt.
"Dude she stood up and queefed cum on me so i uppercunted a bitch."
To shove your fist into the female vagina in a similar motion a boxer would use to 'uppercut' his opponent.
Damn, that annoying bitch needs uppercunted.
A punch to the vagina, ocasionaly entering the vaginal orrifice.
She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.
performing the uppercut fist onto and/or into a vaginal orifice; derived from famous comedian Dane Cook's "uppercut your taint"
_If you don't stop, I will uppercunt you.
_If you do not halt, I will have no choice but to punch your vagina.