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Upper Canada College 

An all-boys prep school located in Toronto, and widely considered the leading independent school in Canada - it is even said to rival top American prep schools like GDA, Exeter, and Andover.

While UCC is considered a great academic school, it is also known for its athletics. Hockey is by far the most prominent sport, getting all the athletics money, while other teams, who are equally successful, seem to be neglected. Hockey players, who are entirely scholarship students, enjoy pastimes of naked wrestling, drinking each other's urine, and bringing the grade point average down by at least a full point.
Hockey Player 1: Dude we just lost again
Hockey Player 2: Ya but it was close only 12-1
Hockey Player 3: Dude my butt is huge
Hockey Player 4: Let's go pee on eachother!

Upper Canada College Hockey is overrated!
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UCC a pretty wicked school. I go to St. Mike, we're rivals with UCC. The only reason I didn't go to UCC is because you need to get a 90 + average in school AND get above 96 percentile in math and english in the SSAT's to be considered if you want to get in on the basis of academics. If you want to get in on a hockey only contract - its MUCH easier- you just need to be rly good at hockey, and get decent marks. I have lots of UCC friends and they say the school is wicked- awesome. Too bad I'm graduating next year. Whatever, St. Mike is a decent school, I guess. YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
ST. MIKES kid: Hey I have 3 girlfriends for the BSS dance

Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.

ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)

Upper Canada College 

A great school that costs a lot of money
I wish my parents could afford Upper Canada College.
Upper Canada College by Poor Kid December 13, 2018

Upper Canada College 

Worst school in Canada. Boys that go to this school all have their egos stuck up their ass, no respect for women, making terrible racist, sexist jokes, rude, they're so full of themselves it is hilarious.
Girl #1: Eww did you see that guy that just walked past, disgusting... ugh my eyes
Girl #2: Ikr, he definitely goes to Upper Canada college, ewww
Upper Canada College by dab dab January 5, 2017

Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary 

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

Upper Canadian 

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
Upper Canadian by Adman12 October 17, 2005

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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