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1. Upper-Cunting
*WARNING*: Very Dangerous- can lead to severe vaginal injuries and problems

DEFINITION: v. The forceful act of inserting ones fist and sometimes forearm into a woman's vagina in one swift upper cut punch-like motion.

IDEAL SITUATION: Usually done immediately after fisting while the girl is gaping.

POSITIONING: You must be facing the girl's front or back with her waist at about eye level.

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: High
Reason: Girls who are Willing and ABLE to do this are far and few between
Dude #1 "yo i totally destroyed that girl last night! I stretched that pussy so wide she wont walk right for a month."

Dude #2 "Nice! You give her a good fisting?"

Dude #1 "Yea, followed with some solid upper-cunting!"
2. Fisting
An act that could be readily be described as "Upper-cunting"
Bobby - Did you actually end up fisting her man?

Darren - Yeah man, I gave her the old "One, two, upper-cunt!"
3. Tool
A Tool is one that proceeds to lack the capability of understanding he/she is a dumb ass. Others may think of a tool as one who jerks off randomly with such a fast motion, that you wonder to yourself, "how do they still have skin left?".
Lucas: Man, I cant believe how much of a tool mitch is.

Addison: Ya i know! He is a tool by definition for sure!
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