upmost 

Something idiots say when they mean to say, "utmost".

I have the upmost respect for Scientologists.

upmost by Flucka November 19, 2014

Umobile 

The worst, i mean the worst mobile service provider i've ever encountered in my entire life

They're basically the dictionary definition of "no service" on cellphones

Dude 1: Man, my game kept lagging man. The service here sucks balls
Dude 2: Looks like a umobile situation
Dude 1: *wide-eyed
Dude 1: *whispering how do you know i was using umobile?
Dude 2: heh.

Umobile by JackAssSwipe November 18, 2019

upmod

The act of voting an entry (like those on reddit or digg) up to show one's approval.

"Upmod this link if you think midgets are funny!"

upmod by TheMisterE February 20, 2009

upmo 

You Piss Me Off.

The "u" is shorthand for the word "you." Commonly used on the internet by those of low intellect, but in this case, to mock them. Hence the "u" and not "you"

<+AirmanPika> gtfo
<checkers> no, upmo

upmo by oblisk August 31, 2008

upmost quality 

when something is propa bo

that is of the upmost quality

upmost quality by MrW June 5, 2005

Upmost Dankity Dank 

1. Of the highest quality; usually involving weed or paraphernalia, i.e. blunts, bleezies, bongs, pipes, vapes, herb, etc.
2. Of the highest level; usually describing as to how high one is.
3. P.o.s. used as an adjective, to describe something/someone, as being of the best quality; the most respected.

1. "Man, this shit is of the upmost dankity dank."
"I know nigga."

2. "Shit son I'm at the upmost dankity dank."
"Word up nigga."

3. "Yo man yo car is of the upmost dankity dank."
"Shit! I only roll in ma Bentleys G."

Upmost Dankity Dank by mkyfckndbtchs January 27, 2010

upmostaxis 

An absolute sellout who can't sit in the corner and consistantly shoot the ball.
Doesn't know how to green and always sells the bag.

Jeeeeeeeez is that an UpmostAxis, he must shoot like a bin. I don't want him on my team.

upmostaxis by BigBoy652654698869081690286945 June 2, 2020