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uploading machine 

oh this is roadrunner twilights top uploader
oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that
uploading machine by dont be nosey November 29, 2010

Uploading a mind virus 

No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
Uploading a mind virus by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Neural Uploading

The hypothetical process of scanning and mapping the complete structure and state of a biological brain at a synaptic (or deeper) level and transferring that information into a computational substrate—a computer, a synthetic brain, or a network. This would create a digital consciousness, a "mindfile," that is a continuation of the original person's identity, capable of existing in virtual realities, controlling synthetic bodies, or achieving a form of immortality. It's the ultimate divorce of mind from meat, raising existential questions about the nature of self and continuity.
Neural Uploading Example: In Black Mirror's "San Junipero," the minds of the elderly are Uploaded to a perpetual virtual resort after death. The concept assumes we are nothing but patternable information, and that copying that pattern is the same as moving the soul. The "you" that wakes up in the computer is the central philosophical dilemma of the tech.

upwording 

Making up buzzwords.
Cathy says that although buzzwords can be clever and useful, many buzzwords are annoying, so she made up the word upwording to make fun of goofy business buzzwords like uptraining, upskilling, and onboarding.
upwording by Wordy Wordsley November 16, 2012

Upgrading to Windows 7 

Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!

Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?

Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!

Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
Upgrading to Windows 7 by matthewj4x February 23, 2014

unLOADing Dock 

your number one slam piece or booty calls house or apartment where you go to skeet skeet after a stressful day
Yo i'm real stressed about that exam I'm bout to hit the unloading dock for a quick minute