Urban Dictionary: upholstery

2.	upholstery
	Slang/meme for Armpit hair Started by xkcd I'd prefer a girl with ZERO upholstery buy upholstery mugs & shirts hair girl slang internet xkcd by annhltr Nov 23, 2008 add a video
1.	upholstery
	Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back. Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes? Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery. (Thanks xkcd!) buy upholstery mugs & shirts xkcd carpet drapes woman red haired girl guy by Tanaka Mushi Nov 24, 2008 add a video