Update Whore

an up-date whore is some one who is non-stop Facebook or tweet updating from a computer or phone

some update whores are a long range from tennagers with gf's / bf's kids who just got a facebook and dosent know what an update whore is or an lonely person who dosent have a life and all there updates are farm-ville

update whore: Im getting in the show (1 min ago)
ten minutes later
Update whore: just got out of the shower ( 1 min ago)

update whore: Watching tv
update whore: just finished my show
ect...

by J_marie_m April 25, 2011

Updating Whore

Someone who updates their Facebook status every two or three minutes. Other substitutes of the social networking site may include, but are not limited to Twitter, Myspace, and Flickr.

Dude your such a freaking updating whore, you just updated your status from two minutes ago.

by Zhyposis October 23, 2009

update whore

A person who would sleep with a fat ass to get an update on a story they are reading. Most commonly found update whoring about shitty pieces of shit writing that some 12 year old queer wrote filled with yaoi and lemon.

Jessica is such an update whore, she slept with me for an update.

by j'mall December 3, 2007

Whore Update

A Whore Update (often used with exclamation points: i.e. "Whore Update!") is a term for an update/post online, often on a social networking site from either a male or female (usually female) exhibiting their wares (sexually). This can be done through seemingly innocent posts in order to disguise the whorishness of the poster. Example: Here is my new puppy (photo of puppy and cleavage). Whore updates from more brazen individuals will be pictures displaying "outfits" "swinwear" and/or blatantly provocative poses.

Note: This can be used in any medium whether it be print, textual, video, photos, or other media. However, currently most whore updates are through photos.

Most picture posts on Facebook are whore updates.

Many whore update photos are taken in the bathroom or at parties.

by TRASHMANBOB December 13, 2011