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that state up north 

A term used by Ohio State Buckeye fans when dicussing the state of Michigan. It is mostly commonly heard from the people of Columbus, Ohio, especially during football season.
Buckeye Fan- Yeah! We're gonna kick the ass of that state up north this Saturday! O-H!

Random Stranger from Ohio: I-O!

Wolverine Fan- Shut up you worthless nuts.

Non-Ohioan/Michigander- What the hell are you guys going on about? It's a freaking game.

Lol Up Your Mind State 

Blue broom, a plumb and jazz music, need i say more
"Here's a broom, now take a plumb and some jazz music and lol up your mind state."

Seated-up 

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.
"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
Seated-up by SoilentRed September 25, 2019

staten island write up 

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.
If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

statesboro shoot em up 

when you get shot in the ball sack or scrotum with an airsoft gun and the bb gets stuck in your ball or scrotum. then while having sex with a girl, you ejaculate the bb and then put it in the same airsoft gun that shot said bb and shot the girl with it. if one plays the "waiting ball showing game," be aware if your victims are crack shots and are armed.
Pat was denyed the rusty trombone by allison so out of a fit of rage he statesboro shoot em upped allison with the bb lodged in his sack which was shot by shea after receiving the goat

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true 

Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."