Uncorked

Uncorked (adjective) - to be in a state of unpredictability, often spirited, carefree and rambunctious, as though one has imbibed a moderate but not exorbitant amount of wine - even though in reality not a single drop has been drunk.

I was gonna try to get some work done last night but was feeling kinda uncorked so I went out and egged some houses instead.

Uncorked by THISTHEND June 16, 2016

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unwonked

To straighten out something that was wonky. Typically a crumpled, flacid cock.

"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."

unwonked by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

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unwonked • Uncorked • Unworkidness

unwonked

the process of making something no longer wonky/lopsided

"i unwonked her boobs"

unwonked by unwonked January 27, 2022

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Unworkidness

Something so profoundly idiotic it could not possibly work within the known means of natural physics (Redneckism)

The level of unworkidness is strong with this one.

Unworkidness by x_K6H00T_L3G3ND_x August 27, 2019

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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