unWine

The most controversial wine app. So dangerous it transcends wine snobbery. Even the word snobs of Urban Dictionary are afraid to give it a definition. Maybe it is undefinable. Maybe beneath all the Fun, merit earning, level building, gamified wine app goodness, there is a darkness that the Urban Dictionary simply can not release? But it must be said! It is simply the most engaging, most addicting wine app in the world!

-Phil Collins

"This wine snob is so uptight. He should unWine!"

"After a glass, it helped my date unWine."

unWine by ryanempire January 14, 2015

Unwifeable 

Someone who isn't wife material for whatever reason

Cindy can't cook to save her life, she is so unwifeable!

Unwifeable by Pseudonymph2010 January 30, 2010

unpipe 

Shoot with a firearm.

"You take one more step towards me and I'm gonna unpipe on you."

unpipe by nutboyassassin April 10, 2008

The Great Unwiped 

The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.

Unlike the closely related angel poop, wipeless poop and ninja poop, The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.

Thor: One day, I'm going to sit on that porcelain throne, and I'm going to do The Great Unwiped.

Timothy: But Thor, how are you going to know? You might end up as a poopy pants.

Thor: I've heard that you just know, Tim. When the time is right, you just know.

Timothy: I am in awe of your dauntless courage.

The Great Unwiped by Symphonion October 13, 2011

Unipegasaraus 

Is a unicorn/pegasus/dinosaur

It's a mythical creature

Look! There's a unipegasaraus!
Yeah right! Everyone knows that they're mythical

Unipegasaraus by ceecee.N November 1, 2010

unipegacorn 

A crossbreed between the two coolest things evar; a unicorn and a pegasus. It contains both main attributes of each animal. They have both a swirly horn and wings on a horses body. The animal is very endangered and some people believe they do not exist, but they do. One cannot fathom the thought of riding on a unipegacorn, unless infected with The Geat, so don't even try. There origin and genetic makeup is pure awesomeness.

Whoa, did you see that unipegacorn?!?
My favorite thing to do is play water polo on my unipegacorn after a long day of hunting beaver-sharks.

unipegacorn by Vnecks&unicornshirts March 27, 2011

unripe weed 

when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"

"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"

unripe weed by blue cocaine September 25, 2018