'Geek', not to be confused with 'Nerd' as Geek's have less of an ability to overacheive in anything but cuteness.
'Geek Crush' - An unpredictable crush, that teenagers (male or female) often develop on people, much below their standards, or people that don't fit the normal view of attraction, often conceived on people above average weight, miles below average weight, with glasses, people above average height, below average height, with a larger interest for comics (graphic novels) or manga, or people that are abnormally shy.
Mia: I Have a total Geek Crush on Michael Cera, He's the most adorable thing since fried pancakes.
|2.||Repetitive refresh syndrome|
A facebook illness that involves constantly hitting the refresh button on the task bar. Usual symptoms include unusual amounts of joy at notifications, and using the refresh button until notifications appear, with often as little as 5 seconds between refreshes.
Steve sat and stared at his computer screen. He had left the girl on which he had a crush a comment, over two hours ago, but she still had not responded. Steve found himself unable to remove himself from the computer, and unable to wait for her to write back. He sat, mindlessly refreshing his facebook home page until a notification appeared. Steve suffers from Repetitive refresh syndrome.
|3.||avere la scimmia|
Italian expression (literally "to have the monkey/ to got the monkey"). Typical of young people's slang. It has two principal meanings.
1. to have a strong obsession for somebody or something, or to desire something strongly. In the same meaning is used as well the reflexive verb "inscimmiarsi" (something that could be literally translated as "to be 'inmonkeyed'"). In particular, the expression is used in the drug-addicteds slang, meaning to be addicted to a drug or to have withdrawal symptoms for some drug.
2. To be in a bad mood or, in general, to be in a strange or particular but elusive mood
1. "Ho la scimmia per questo sito internet"
translation: lit. "I've got the monkey for this website."
meaning: "I'm obsessed with this website"
"Ha una bella scimmia per quel tipo"
translation: lit. "She's got a very good monkey for that guy"
meaning: "She really has a strong crush on that guy"
2. "Perchè sei così antipatico oggi? Cos'è, c'hai la scimmia?"
translation: lit. "Why are you so unpleasant today? What's up, have you got the monkey?"
meaning: "Why are you so unpleasant today? Are you in a bad mood?"
"Oggi Antonio è pazzo. Deve avere la scimmia."
translation: lit. "Antonio's mad today. He must have got the monkey."
meaning: "Antonio's mad today. He must be in a very unusual mood/ There's something strange (or wrong) in him/(or also) It must be happened something to him."
Her name is the definition of Love. If A=1, B=2, C=3, then Z+A+H+R+A or 26+1+H+18+1 = 54.
You with me so far?
L+O+V+E or 12+15+22+5= 54.
If you find a Zahra, never let her go. She is extremely forgiving. She can sometimes be gullible. When she is sad she tends to stare off into places. She tends to avoid eye-contact with the boy or man she likes out of shyness. She will think about them all day but will never make the first move. She is attracted to men that are hard to get. She is beautiful, everyone knows she is beautiful, except for her. She will do anything to make someone happy. She will sexually satisfy you beyond your limits. If she goes quiet near the man she likes she will become tongue-tied. After she is more than 5 meters away she will laugh or say something to her friend and moan. When she walks people say in hushed tones she's pretty, or she's fit. They usually have uglier siblings. She may or may not be the most popular person but Zahras get along with everybody. She acts like a person off a TV programme, with many casual facial expressions and witty talk, by nature. This is one of her charms. She usually has one outstanding facial feature. She will believe anything is possible once she sets her mind to it. If someone she loved had been taking advantage of her loyalness and treated her worse than they should she would always forgive quite quickly.
However, if this pattern continued for several years then a Zahra will become tired and blank this person, but would never speak a bad word even if they bitched about her.She is hilarious, and witty. She has hilarious conversations in her head. She can be ingenious. But she can seem slow. She has wonderful hair and beautiful yet unusual features, e.g. eyes/ nose. She is a fast reader.She tends to wait around hoping her crush will just magically talk to her. If a Zahra glances at both your eyes for 1-2 seconds then look down when you are close she likes you. She doesn't really look at people. She pretends not to hear peoples compliments. She will hear at least six nice things whispered about her appearance a day. She will think they are mad. A few dislike Zahra out of jealousy or because of being answered back. She can be extremely argumentative and frightening but rarely shows this side. She is very sweet, very innocent, but tends to swear a lot. Usually straight. She can be bitchy if she is being falsley bitched about but she won't make things up.