A person who portrays themself to be something that they are not. Uses their cuteness to hide the evil they carry inside. Always out for themselves and will always get what they want at the expense of others.
A phrase used to describe electronic Ebay items that are in fact tested, but do not work. Used to absolve the seller of any blame for the item's shortcomings, and to allow the price of the item to be higher than the same item listed as broken. Effective on people new to Ebay, or too stupid to see through obvious scams.
During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy
Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!
Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?