unlightening 

A process of "learning" something that makes you feel dumber.

The conversation I had with my blind date was so unlightening that I practically fell asleep before the salad course.

unlightening by PanamanianWhiteMan September 20, 2011

uptight bastard 

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.

Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.

uptight bastard by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010

uptighty-righty 

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

uptighty-righty by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

uptight 

unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass

"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"

uptight by sds May 5, 2004

uptight 

adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.

He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.

uptight by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

uptight 

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

uptight by Light Joker December 11, 2005

unmighteous 

Between unmighty and righteous.

He's such an unmighteous jerk!

unmighteous by Mr. Robotron November 4, 2019