| 22. | weppo | ||
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a very silly word...means nothing...best said in a deep husky voice with tongue pushing out bottom lip... "weppo" is used to perfection 6 minutes and 42 seconds into the 3rd track (Pigs) on the Pink Floyd album "Animals"....listen & learn...
Good word and expression to use especially to guarantee a look of bemusement from normal, unsuspecting strangers... |
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| 23. | rusty tampon | ||
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a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction. "courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"
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| 24. | Viacom | ||
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A multi-billion dollar media conglomerate which owns and controls MTV, BET, Nickelodeon, VH1, Paramount, DreamWorks animation, Harmonix, Neopets, and many others. Viacom is also owned by National Amusements, Inc which, in turn is owned by a single person (Sumner Redstone) theoretically giving a single man the potential to influence the opinions of unsuspecting millions while sitting behind a desk in a New York City corner office.
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It is argued that with such a vast array of mass media in the hands of a single individual it is inevitable that it would be used to passively influence the opinions of those who are ignorant or simply unlucky. BET and MTV for example promotes materialism and superficiality as positive qualities. This simply creates an individual that will buy things that look nice and look no further than the surface of things. Also this creates an individual that shuns uniqueness and advocates conformity. This is simply the owner of Viacom using his power to impose his opinions on the unsuspecting masses. It is also argued that since Viacom also owns many teenage and childrens television channels that they can theoretically shape the major opinions of an individual during the prime years of social maturation(your adolescent and teenage years). For example, if a child were to watch nickelodeon, play on Neopets.com, and watch dreamworks animation movies for the first 12 years of his/her life than move on to MTV, VH1, and/or BET than a single company has had ... |
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| 25. | Peach Rain | ||
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Filling a plastic spoon with the syrup from canned peaches and launching it on the unsuspecting lunchroom. Mauro: For the love of God! Mystery meat and peaches again!
Heath: Grab your umbrella, because the forecast calls for the extremely unheralded return of the Peach Rain! Mauro: Say what now? Heath: Incoming! Mauro: God, I love the smell of Peach Rain in the morning! Heath: True dat! Mauro: Word to my niggas! Heath: Say What now? |
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| 26. | fannydingo | ||
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Resembles a cougar. Differs by extremely strong attraction to the buttocks. Known to cruise sunny cities with camera and seduce unsuspecting young women.
Also a dingo with the misfortune of being born with its butt on its face. Bro, this cougar just tried to seduce my sis.
Bro, that's a fannydingo. She cruises around town layin random chicks. No way, bro! Yeah, bro, it's pretty sick. She slaps some mean tits. And ass. Hey, fannydingo isn't a Scrabble word! *Whines* But it gives me so many points! |
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| 27. | spank the badger | ||
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To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.
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| 28. | Pirate Marketing | ||
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A term describing the so-called "marketing strategy" of spammers who "advertise" or plug) their products and services by using people’s email addresses to send out bulk mail messages to all the contacts they've hijacked, pretending the email was written by the person who's identity they have hacked into. This is done to suggest a person has tried and tested the product and to spread bogus word of mouth virally. This is entirely fraudulent and can potentially hurt a person’s reputation, but thankfully this method is used by individuals and groups who are just as stupid as the people they are trying to scam (i.e. catering to the lowest denominator). For this reason, the spam message itself is usually as easy to detect as the cheap knockoffs (or stolen goods) they are trying to unload on unsuspecting victims. Here is a prime example of pirate marketing allegedly sent from a friend:
beginning of spam message, i.e. pirate marketing/ From: V. (name and email address of my friend) Subject: Re: Date: April 18, 2010 12:41:30 AM EDT hey, how are you ? Just received my iphone 3gs 32gb from this website. www (dot) acmespammers (dot) much cheaper than others and genuine . if you would like to get one,you can check it out. cheers V. (name of my friend) ________________________________ Messenging on your phone = MI on the road. Try it now! /end of spam message, i.e. pirate marketing. |
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