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1. Murf-Beast
Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.
Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.
2. Wuddy
Someone who is deemed as slow, inferior, useless or a bit stupid. Not being able to complete a relatively simple task. Being a BIT of a Wuddy is a derogative of Wuddy. Not EVEN a complete Wuddy, just a bit of a Wuddy.
See that Craig! He's a bit of a Wuddy!

I was watching this boy trying to unscrew a flathead screw with a Phillips screwdriver and he just seems to be a bit of a Wuddy!
3. honk-off
To tighten, often a nut or screw.
If you honk-off that penis vice any more I'm going to rupture and nut and I won't be able to screw.
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