| 155. | Poofinating | ||
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To cause one to disappear or become unresponsive (that is, poof). A: I was talking to Tanya on MSN when she just poofed! I think she got distracted by YouTube videos about cat.
B: Cat videos on the internet *are* a very poofinating substance. |
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| 156. | climaxless life | ||
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the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things. any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'. sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?) -cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!! that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!! |
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| 157. | football zombie | ||
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A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football. My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.
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| 158. | Gaywheel | ||
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Defines the gayness of the browser, Google Chrome. The word is derived from the colorful roundness of the icon. "Dude, the fucking window won't open... stupid gaywheel."
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| 159. | schissoring | ||
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A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting. "Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."
News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity." |
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