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You can't see him because he is not there. Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you. Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished? HyunGyum: hmm... Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about. HyunGyum: ... Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist! Atheists: 1 Believers: 0 |
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Rectriloquist; Latin; a variation of the root word ventriloquist "to speak from the stomach"; to "throw” ones' voice. Example; The noises produced by the stomach were thought to be the voices of the dead who took up residence in the stomach of the ventriloquist. The ventriloquist would then interpret the sounds, as they were thought able to speak to the dead, as well as to foretell the future. Current usage; the ability to manipulate (throw) ones' vaporous emissions so that it appears that the vaporous stench is coming from someone else’s ass leaving the offender blameless and unpunished. However, contrary to the ventriloquist, the rectriloquist needs no interpretation; everyone knows what the "voices" mean; the dead speak directly to us to tell of our future suffering. While watching TV, the voluminous noise and vibration indicated the ass tremor came from Taylor but Tarah (the rectriloquist) was the real culprit. The tremor registered a 7.5 on the Rectum scale causing the retaliation to be directed at Taylor (the innocent).
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| 24. | Wanganui | ||
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wanganui a small town on the west coast lower north island.
residing next to WHANGANUI river. wanganui; like many other towns in new zealand, wanganui is residing on wat was "maori owned land", illegally sold for the self gain and greed 18th century colonist (english men and woman alike),theaft is a very unfortunate and disregarded truth that is 18th century new zealand. wanganui is also the retirement capital of new zealand with wanganui's strong historic settings a larger population of its people live in peacefully, but unlike the foolish uneducated views of the above , wanganui is a town rich in agriculture, artistic view and education. do not judge the local, on the stupid gang related acts of the mongrel mob, black power kkk or hells angles they are not our fellow man but rather a man whos life revolves around anger and rebellion. they are in every corner of the world but make up only a small percentage of the population of wanganui district the world is a dangerous place wanganui isn't the misinformed are not the stupid but rather the uneducated! 1 man steals and goes unpunished this in turn makes him none the wiser but alot more greedy. it is still theft wanganui history
pre european settlement; wanganui had one of the most thriving settlements in new zealand strong in culture. 1840: 2000 europeans reside in wanganui an claim ownership to all maori land and trades. 1860: the nz wars 19 97: protest on mautoa gardens 97 day 2006: a minute amount of land returned |
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| 25. | FMFT | ||
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Fuck Me For Trying. An initialism along the lines of FML. Whereas FML describes the fact that sometimes shit happens, FMFT implies a more active endeavor to achieve an intended goal or result. THEN, shit happens anyway. When that lady dropped her wallet I tried to return it to her, but she kneed me in the groin and called me a thief. FMFT.
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| 26. | Casey Anthony | ||
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verb - Doing something wrong, then getting away with it unpunished. Man A: Did you hear about Jake stealing that car?
Man B: Hell yea, he pulled a Casey Anthony on that ass Man A: WTF Man B: Too soon? |
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| 27. | Penalty Shotgun | ||
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A term stemming from a CU Boulder student's frustration with unpunished party fowls. Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue. Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment A freshman walks into your party asks for a shot of Takaa Liquor (vodka or gin) and fails to take the entire shot:
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption" |
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| 28. | God | ||
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A very misunderstood Being. A lot of definition's on here blame God for many things, such as starving children, unpunished people, parts of the world being destroyed, yet none seem to realize that it is of our own doing that these things happen. For our evil these children suffer, and die. Of our own doing we create criminal's, and people who go "unpunished" WE are the ones destroying our own planet. One of the greatest things God has ever given us is the power of Free Will, whether or not we choose to abuse it is of our own accord, and he is not to blame for it, it is us, as evil, sinning people. Just as humans are, and always will be, we love to put the blame on someone or something else, instead of taking responsibility for own own actions. This is what i believe, God, whether or not you choose to agree is completely up to you.
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