Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

Unpredicted Turdage by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

Unpredictable_Day 

1. A bipolar steampunk boi. 2. He is the orange Operative/Mechanic. 3. Fite me unstapler 4. Probably would attempt murder with a wrench.

Person 1: Unpredictable_Day is so overrated.
Person 2: ...He isn't even overrated.. Dafuq..?

Unpredictable_Day by Days Union <3 December 6, 2021

unpredictable 

Not predictable; unable to tell what is coming next.

My work schedule is so unpredictable.

unpredictable by EmEeBee June 7, 2008

unredacted

verb redact is more specific than edit, scarcely overlaps with censor, and is genuinely useful:mid-19th century -- essentially, a fancy or technical *synonym* of "edit" -- to this a more specific sense.

examples are of UNREDACTED being used as a reference to blacked-out bits of text that are "classified" or "sensitive" -- effectively, as a replacement for the unpleasant participle CENSORED.

unredacted by just one haole boy July 26, 2009

Unpredictable, Unfaithful

Josie

You are super Unpredictable, Unfaithful by being biodegradable.

Unpredictable, Unfaithful by Yesssssssshshsd January 26, 2021

unpredictable 

Very difficult to predict. Erratic or unstable, fickle.

"I'd rather go out with someone a little more unpredictable."

Is that what anyone would want in a spouse or a sweetheart? Somebody who is inconsistent, flaky, fickle, erratic, and just unreliable? A bad boy would be just the wrong man to marry if you want a successful, stable marriage.

unpredictable by Lorelili August 14, 2011

Unpredictable bobby 

When you fuck your girl, and you have to nut but at the same time have to piss. When your load comes out, it's either cum or piss. When she gets off ur dick, u get an answer.

Babe, what happeneded?
- Let me pull my dick out, i did an unpredictable bobby.

Unpredictable bobby by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018